Do you ever get a feeling
You should be watching Ealing?
The heroes of our youth are all there
George and Bill, Alec and Will
All so religiously square

Well, I'm sick of blue denim
American venom
But sadly you really don't care

Somebody suffers, somebody dies
Somebody gets old and cries
If there's a coup, it's over by two
We're home for tea by five

American venom
Sadly you really don't care

Well, there's waltzes
And there's marches
And there's feeling so sad
And there's Margaret
And Alister playing the cad

Well, I'm sick of blue denim
And American venom
But sadly you really don't care

Yes, I'm sick of blue denim
American venom
But sadly you really don't care

You don't care, you don't care
You don't care