Be an Arab
	Be a Jew
	Be a boxing
	Kangaroo
	Beat yourself
	All black and blue
	I don't care

	Be a bleeder
	Be a Cancer
	A hemophiliac
	Romancer
	Be a crippled disco
	Dancer
	Oooh... What a pair

	He's a model citizen
	I think I've got them fooled them again
	He's an ultra-sweety guy
	And a master of disguise
	He's a model citizen
	Just keep believing that my friends
	I'm a model citizen

	I'm a model citizen
	I'm a model citizen
	I'm a model citizen
	I'm an all American!!!

	I'm a hostage
	In a city of creeps
	They've got mercenary guards
	That watch me sleep
	They'd like to kill me slow
	Bury me deep
	In the heart of Texas
	I'm a martyr
	I'm a sadist
	I might be the Saviour here to save us
	I'm a friend of Sammy Davis, casually

	He's a model citizen
	I think I've got them fooled again
	He's an ultra-sweety guy
	I won't let down my disguise
	He's a model citizen
	Just keep believing that my friends
	I'm a model citizen

	I'm a model citizen
	I'm a model citizen
	I'm a model citizen
	I'm an all American

	I'm a model citizen
	I'm a model citizen
	I'm a model citizen
	I'm an all American