Asparagus Singers: Larry-Boy! Larry-Boy!
Lean and mean green machine!
Larry-Boy! Larry-Boy!
Out of sight, veg-o-mite!
Larry-Boy!
Lead Vocalist: Who do they call when Bumblyburg's in trouble?
Who's got the suit with super-suction ears?
There's no need to panick, 'cause this guy's manic,
And you know that he'll save the day!
You need a hand, he's right there on the double
Hey, hey, he's on the way
Purple and yellow! He's one super fellow!

Asparagus Singers: Larry-Boy! Larry-Boy!
Lean and mean green machine!
Larry-Boy! Larry-Boy!
Out of sight, veg-o-mite!
Larry-Boy!

Lead Vocalist: Where do you turn when this world needs a hero?
A man with style and plungers on his head?
It's easy to prove he's just one of the grooviest
Cats that you'll ever know.
It's plain to see in fashion he's no zero
At the wheel of the Larry-mobile,
Purple and yellow! He's one super fellow!

Asparagus Singers: Larry-Boy! Larry-Boy!
Lean and mean green machine!
Larry-Boy! Larry-Boy!
Out of sight, veg-o-mite!
Larry-Boy!

Long may the voice of freedom reign!

Larry-Boy: I am that hero!

Asparagus Singers: Larry-Boy! Larry-Boy!
Lean and mean green machine!
Larry-Boy! Larry-Boy!
Out of sight, veg-o-mite!
Larry-Boy!

Larry: Hey! I got somethin' to say.
Ad-lib. Fib in the crib. Oh great!
Junior broke the plate.
Daddy walkin' through the door.
Art Bagotti on the floor!
Laura's fault! Lenny's fault!
Big Fib! Puts on a bib.
Lookin' down at Junior like a hunk-a juicy McRib.
Here I come. See me fly.
Saw the signal in the sky.
Super suction comes to action.
Purple spandex satisfaction-n-n-n-n, yeah! Oh! Yeah!
Break it down!
Scratch a record!
Hey! Not THAT record!
That's my Bee Gees Record!
STOP IT!
Here!
Have a BonJovi.
Much better.

*Record scratchy noises*

Larry-Boy! Larry-Boy!
Lookin' great! Fashion plate!
Larry-Boy! Larry-Boy!
Lean and mean green machine!
Larry-Boy! Larry-Boy!
Out of sight, veg-o-mite!
Larry-Boy! Larry-Boy!

Lean and mean green machine!
Lookin' great! Fashion plate!
Out of sight...

Larry: Dynomite!

Asparagus Singers: Larry-Boy!