I saw daddy kissing Santa Claus

Underneath the mistletoe

Last night

He didn't see me creep

down the stairs to have a peek

[Mike screams "Oh GOD!"]

He thought I was up in the bedroom fast asleep



Then, I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus

Underneath the Christmas tree last night

there must be some mistake

was I really awake?

I move in closer, but better look away



[Mike and Billie make barfing noises]