Put on your sheets and wreaths...

follow in the footsteps of Caligula.

Study the logic of Fatso Nero...

wine, women and song.

'Cuz it's a modern day...

Roman empire.

Where girls hone all the boys,

diseases passed around like a game of...

TAG--and now you're in it!

Chorus:

It's a modern day Romanhood.

You're not the first to be no good.

You'll never know what kind of life it is.

Eating sweet and plenty grapes,

bonin' down on a bitch.

Praying to the Gods,

in the sluaghterhouse of Athens.

If mom saw you smoking pot,

she'd throw you to the lions...NERO!

Die...you've got it!