(Paul Simon)



Fat Charlie the Archangel

Sliped into the room

He said I have no opinion about this

And I have no opinion about that

Sad as a lonely little wrinkled balloon

He said well I don't claim to be happy about this, boys

And I don't seem to be happy about that



I don't want no part of this crazy love

I don't want no part of your love

I don't want no part of this crazy love

I don't want no part of your love

I don't want no part of this crazy love

I don't want no part of your love

I don't want no part of this crazy love

I don't want no part of this crazy love



She says she knows about jokes

This time the joke is on me

Well, I have no opinion about that

And I have no opinion about me



Somebody could walk into this room

And say your life is on fire

It's all over the evening news

All about the fire in your life

On the evening news



I don't want no part of this crazy love

I don't want no part of your love

I don't want no part of this crazy love

I don't want no part of your love



Fat Charlie the Archangel

Files for divorce

He says well this will eat up a year of my life

And then there's all that weight to be lost

She says the joke is on me

I say the joke is on her

I said I have no opinion about that

Well, we'll just have to wait and confer



I don't want no part of this crazy love

I don't want no part of your love

I don't want no part of this crazy love

I don't want no part of your love

I don't want no part of this crazy love

I don't want no part of your love

I don't want no part of this crazy love

I don't want no part of this crazy love