You smoke your Cuban cigars

You align yourself with Russia

You've survived attempts at assassination

And you've done it without procrastination



Dictatorship is for life

Not just for Christmas



You own your own private beach

You fell over after a speech

You rigged your own country's Lotto

But you always stuck by your motto



Dictatorship is for life

Not just for Christmas



You get your ham from a place in Spain.

They fly it in by aeroplane.

You burn your pants

You don't wash them.

Just incase somebody wants to kill you

So I believe thee

It's not easy

Being a dictator for so long.



Cause Dictatorship is for life

Not just for Christmas



Yeah..