How many crazy people say

I'd never eat it anyway

Where were you when we were eating pie?



Slowly walking down the street

Faster than the sugar beet

Where were you when we were eating pie?



On Sunday you'll be hungry

Watching those bananas

In a flavoured explosion in the pie.

Cos someday you'll be crazy

Wanting those bananas

In a flavoured explosion

In a flavoured explosion in the pie.



Open the lid and ask it why

Do I own a purple tie?

Wipe that water off your inner thigh.



Slowly walking down the street

Faster than the sugar beet

Where were you when we were eating pie?



On Sunday you'll be hungry

Watching those bananas

In a flavoured explosion in the pie.

Cos someday you'll be crazy

Wanting those bananas

In a flavoured explosion

In a flavoured explosion in the pie.