Ashley: Yeah, yeah, Bob. That should do it.

Mary-Kate: Who was on the phone so early in the morning?

Ashley: Our friend, Bob. He wanted to know the best way to pretend he's sick.

Mary-Kate: How come?

Ashley: First grade. he can't take the pressure.



It's Sunday night and tomorrow is the day

I'll sit down in the circle 

and Miss Cunningham will say...

"Who's brought something special,

who would like to share?" 

I'd rather eat raw spinach than be there!



Show and Tell, I just can't take it

Show and Tell, I'll never make it

Everybody brings such interesting things

But not me



Show and Tell, I'm gonna flunk it!

Show and Tell, I've always stunk at

Finding something cool

To show the other kids at school



Like Jennifer brought a sea shell

Jessica showed her snake

Justin brought his new little brother

A real live baby, give me a break!

Nicholas had a fossil

And Natalie had a skull

I looked on my shelf and said to myself

"Dull, dull, dull!"



Show and Tell, the others love it

He gets hives, just thinking of it

Anything I choose

Is sure to be a total snooze



Once I brought a marble,

A really pretty marble

The kids said "Look...a marble..."

I thought I was gonna die



A Show and Tell day victim

But Mondays, now, I've licked them

I stand on two feet and tell a complete

Lie, lie, lie!



Like Show and Tell-oops, I forgot mine!

Show and Tell-a hunter shot mine!

Lost it on the way-Is it Show and Tell

Today? Ahh gee!



Show and Tell-a freight train hit mine!

Show and Tell-a pitbull bit mine!

Had it in my hand-I just don't 

understand, where did it go?



Show and Tell-has lit a fire

In the heart of this little liar-I didn't know

it could fly, Mrs. Cunningham, really!

Show and Tell-my brother ate it!

Show and Tell-my dog peed on it?



Show and Tell-turns out I was allergic to it

and I got this rash and I couldn't breathe

and my mother said

"Drop that thing before it kills you"

Honest!



Show and Tell