Steve Mardon
Steve Mardon - Coffee And Beer lyrics
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Well I start my day with coffee and I end it with a beer And in between I wonder what the hell I'm doin' here You know I've heard it said that all good things must come to an end And since my baby left me, coffee and beer are my two best friends Well she weighed about a hundred pounds and she had pretty long black hair And I knew she was trouble when I saw her standing there I swear she looked right through me, Lord, she did not even blink She said, “I'm a little thirsty, why don't we share a drink?†But once I got to know her I was in for a little surprise There was a logical reason for that buzzed look in her eyes You see she had a little problem with alcohol and caffeine She just couldn't face the real world without beer and coffee beans Well I start my day with coffee and I end it with a beer And in between I wonder what the hell I'm doin' here You know I've heard it said that all good things must come to an end And since my baby left me, coffee and beer are my two best friends Each and every morning she'd get juiced up on the stuff All day she'd run me ragged, my best was never good enough At night she was a real demon, a porter and a lager and an ale My heart was getting a workout, but my liver was beginnin' to fail When she gave me my walking papers, I wiped my eyes and I blew my nose I knew I'd miss her kind of lovin', but I could live without the highs and lows Headaches and hangovers followed all those bottles and mugs And I learned a thing or two about the world's most popular drugs Well I start my day with coffee and I end it with a beer And in between I wonder what the hell I'm doin' here You know I've heard it said that all good things must come to an end And since my baby left me, coffee and beer are my two best friends