Jeannie had a birthday
So i took her to go see the ramones play
She complained and whined
The whole time we were there
And acted like she didn't even care

Now jeannie's got a problem
If she want's to live without'em
Then she'll have to live without me

'cause' jeannie hates the ramones

She always turns my records off
And turns in their direction when she coughs
Now joey's got spit bubble on his face
I swear that girl is such a mental case

It almost makes my ears go numb
When she says gabba gabba dumb
I just don't know what else to do
I think she must be sniffin' glue