[sung]

Funk me baby



[Verse 1]

All y'all that's full of fear

Pull up a chair, relax your ear

HWA is in the place

Freaks of  the week like to funk me in the face

We do it real nasty when we're on the floor

Come on baby, funk me some more

Funk me in the front and funk me in the back

Now you're doing it, I like it like that

The dance is hot and a sheer delight

Don't worry about the steps, 'cause you're gonna get it right

With our big old butts, and tiny little waists

I can't say those words, I might get a case

It takes a lot of rehearsing 'cause we can't do no cursing

We can say it much better when we use four letters

Take the N out of funk, and add a C

It's a new dance now, called the Funk Me



[Chorus: x8]

Funk me baby



[Verse 2]

Nice and clean, that's what I mean

Funk me with a man with a real long thing

Grab your butt with a real big cup

It really doesn't matter when you do it with a slut

Black, White, Puerto Rican

When you're doing this dance you got to do a lot of freakin

Move that butt from left to right

It feels so good, I want to do it all night

Look him in the face, check he's a cutie

Twenty inches down, a great big booty

Like a light on a wall, you're turning me on

You work that body 'till the break of dawn

I'm getting kind of hot and I'm starting to sweat

Look between your legs, your pants are wet

I'm dropping you down right to your knees

But don't stop now to the funk me, please



[Chorus: x8]



[Verse 3]

Give me that man 'cause it's time to dance

To the dopest beat from my producer Pimp C

Call me Baby Girl. the mike MC

Step on up so we can do the Funk Me

The Funk Me is a dance that you  might not recall

Bend over, give him booty and just had to suck his balls

Stay in total control to make a sucker unfold

If you don't believe me you can check the polls

Dom Perignon I'm drinking all through the night

Feeling real fly, funking with my boy Miike

Pull the boy close, just a bit harder

Raise up my skirt so he can´peek out my garter

Shaking my thing on the dance floor

The boy got tired, but I wanted some more

Steaming hot, is how it should be

Stand up everybody and do the Funk Me



[Chorus]

[repeat and fade]