He's a strange strange strange little girl
 Make up on his face and his hair in curls
 Have you seen Jackie?
 She's a strange strange strange little boy
 Her long black beard is her pride and joy
 And all the children follow him around
 And all the grownups try to drag her down
 So we sing
 Hey, leave Jackie alone
 Hey, his pigeons have flown
 Hey, she's never at home at all these days
 Leave Jackie alone
 Have you seen Jackie?
 He's an odd odd odd little fish
 To fly around is his only wish
 Have you seen Jackie?
 She's a queer queer queer little bird
 Shy and quiet neither scene nor herd
 And all the rats will follow him around
 The dogs and cats will chase her from the town
 And we sing
 Hey, leave Jackie alone
 Hey, his mind is all blown
 Hey, she's not on the phone at all these days
 Leave Jackie alone
 Jackie couldn't decide if he was a girl
 Or if she was a boy
 Have you seen Jackie?