(keith)my name is keith b-real and I'm will smiths cousin

(will)keithwhatchu doin? 

(keith)uhnutin will nutin

(woman)wow! your're his cousin? !? 

(keith)uhwill let me expla-

(will)keith!!!!!! you are a liar and a half!

(keith)i just couldn't help myself will...your're the most famous guy I know

(will)we met yesterday in a strip club...i barely even know you

(keith)well I know your sisteruh hillary

(will)she was on the fresh prince of bel-airkeith! it's a show!

(keith)uhI gotta go. see ya later will{the sound of his feet running}

(will)boycome back here!{the sound of will's feet runningnow}