We're gonna have a gothic christmas
That is what we'll do
We're gonna have a gothic christmas
Hope you'll have one too

Santa's going to wear a black dress
Just for me and you
Santa's going to grunt in Latin
And slay a dragon or two

Rudolph, he will change his name
Cuz Rudolph just sounds really lame
Now we'll call him Ragnagord
The evil reindeer overlord

His nose it shall be red no more
It will be blackened to the core
His eyes will glow an evil glow
To guide the chariot through the snow

We want to wish you a gothic christmas
We want to wish you a gothic christmas
We want to wish you a gothic christmas
We want to wish you a gothic christmas

We're gonna have a gothic christmas
That is what we'll do
We're gonna have a gothic christmas
Hope you'll have one too

We want to wish you a gothic christmas
We want to wish you a gothic christmas
We want to wish you a gothic christmas
Hope you'll have a gothic christmas too