Goddamn you half-Japanese girls 
do it to me every time 
oh, the redhead said you shred the cello 
And I`m jello, baby 
But you won`t talk, won`t look, won`t think of me 
I`m the epitome of Public Enemy 
Why you wanna go and do me like that? 
Come down on the street and dance with me 
I`m a lot like you so please Hello, I`m here, I`m waiting
I think I`d be good for you and you`d be good for me 
I asked you to go to the Green Day concert 
You said you never heard of them 
-How cool is that?- 
So I went to your room and read your diary: 
"watching Grunge leg-drop New-Jack through a press table..." and then my heart stopped: 
"listening to Cio-Cio San fall in love all over again." 
How stupid is it? I can`t talk about it 
I gotta sing about it and make a record of my heart 
(How stupid is it? Won`t you give me a minute
Just come up to me and say hello to my heart) How stupid is it? 
For all I know you want me too and maybe you just don`t know what to do or maybe you`re scared to say: "I`m falling for you" 
I wish I could get my head out of the sand `cuz I think we`d make a good team 
and you would keep my fingernails clean
but that`s just a stupid dream that I won`t realize 
`cuz I can`t even look in your eyes without shakin`, and I ain`t fakin` 
I`ll bring home the turkey if you bring home the bacon.