[Nookie]

I came into the world as a reject
Look into these eyes
Then you'll see the size of the flames
That are pullin on my past
Burnin on my brain
Everyone that burns has to learn from the pain
Hey, I think about the day
My girlie went ran with my pay
When fellas came to play
Now she's stuck with my homies that she fucked
And I'm just a sucker with a lump in my throat

Like a chump, hey

Should I be feelin' bad?
Should I be feelin' good?
It's kinda sad I'm the laughing stock of the 
neighborhood
And you would think that I'd be movin' on
But I'm a sucker like I said
Fucked up in the head, not!
And maybe she just made a mistake
And I should give her a break
But my heart will ache either way
Hey, what the hell, what you want me to say?
I won't lie, that I can't deny

I did it all for the nookie, c'mon
The nookie, c'mon
So you can take that cookie
And stick it up your.. yeah!
Stick it up your.. yeah!
Stick it up your.. yeah!
Stick it up your

Why did it take so long?
Why, did I wait so long, huh?
To figure it out, but I did it
And I'm the only one
Underneath the sun who didn't get it
I can't believe that I could be deceived
By my so-called girl, but in reality
She had a hidden agenda
She put my tender, heart in a blender
And still I surrender

Like a chump, hey

I did it all for the nookie, c'mon
The nookie, c'mon
So you can take that cookie
And stick it up your.. yeah!
Stick it up your.. yeah!
Stick it up your.. yeah!
Stick it up your

I'm only human
It's so easy for your friends to give you their advice
They'll tell you, just let it go
It's easier said than done
I appreciate it, I do, but
Just leave me alone
Leave me alone
Just leave me alone
And nothing gonna change
You can go away
I'm just gonna stay here
And always be the same

I did it all for the nookie, c'mon
The nookie, c'mon
So you can take that cookie
And stick it up your.. yeah!
Stick it up your.. yeah!
Stick it up your.. yeah!
Stick it up your

[Break stuff]

It's just one of those days, when ya don't wanna wake 
up
Everything is fucked, everybody sucks
You don't really know why, but you wanna justify rippin 
someone's head off
No human contact, and if you interact your life is on 
contract
Your best bet is to stay away motherfucker!, It's just 
one of those days!

It's all about the he said she said bullshit 
I think you better quit lettin shit slip
Or you'll be leavin with a fat lip
It's all about the he said she said bullshit
I think you better quit talkin that shit

It's just one of those days, feelin like a freight 
train
First one to complain, leaves with the blood stain
Damn right I'm a maniac, you better watch your back
Cuz I'm fucking up your program, and if you're stuck 
up, your just lucked up
Next in line to get fucked up, your best bet is to stay 
away motherfucker!
It's just one of those days!

It's all about the he said she said bullshit
I think you better quit lettin shit slip
Or you'll be leavin with a fat lip 
It's all about the he said she said bullshit
I think you better quit talkin that shit punk
So come and get it

I feel like shit, my suggestion is to keep your 
distance
Cuz right now I'm dangerous, we've all felt like shit, 
and been treated like shit
All those motherfuckers who want to step up, I hope ya 
know I pack a chainsaw
I'll skin your ass raw, and if my day keeps going this 
way
I just might break sumthin tonight, I pack a chainsaw
I'll skin your ass raw, and if my day keeps going this 
way
I just might break sumthin tonight, I pack a chainsaw
I'll skin your ass raw, and if my day keeps going this 
way
I just might break your fuckin face tonight!
Give me something to break! Give me something to break!
Just give me something to break! How bout your fuckin 
face!
I hope ya know I'm like a chainsaw (what)
A chainsaw (what) A motherfuckin chainsaw (what)
So come and get it

It's all about the he said she said bullshit
I think you better quit lettin shit slip
Or you'll be leavin with a fat lip 
It's all about the he said she said bullshit
I think you better quit talkin that shit punk
So come and get it