There's a big red 'roo on the road ahead
If he don't jump soon I'd say he's gonna be dead
I'm not mean you gotta understand
But if you're on my road you take your life in your 
hands

There's some louts in a car a few miles back
Trying to recover from a heart attack
They're all Jack Brabhams well that's just tough
‘Cause when they're on my road you've gotta learn to 
eat dust

On my road I'm a king you see
With a rig this big there's no democracy
And if you want to argue the point with me
You'd better have nerves of steel
500 horses and a hundred ton load
‘Cause without all that mate, you're on my road

There's an old sugar daddy who won't let me pass
In front of his doll I'd say he's tryin' to be smart
I'll move a little closer and sit on his tail
‘Cause if he's on my road I'll put the wind up his 
sails 

On my road I'm a king you see
With a rig this big there's no democracy
If you want to argue the point with me
You'd better have nerves of steel
500 horses and a hundred ton load
‘Cause without all that hey, you're on my road - that's 
right

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Now the boys in blue just turn a blind eye
Pretending they're busy when I roll by
We got this understanding you see
When they're on my road they take their orders from me 

On my road I'm a king you see
With a rig this big there's no democracy
And if you want to argue the point with me
You'd better have nerves of steel
500 horses and a hundred ton load
‘Cause without all that hey, you're on my road

On my road I'm a king you see
With a rig this big there's no democracy
And if you want to argue the point with me
you'd better have nerves of steel
500 horses and a hundred ton load
‘Cause without all that mate, you're on my road