The screams from my alarm scares the sleep from me 
It's my sleep thief it steals dreams from me 
It's an invention invented with the intention of 
compelling 
The most innocent of women to start swearing 
I got a word with four letters to describe all the 
bullshit I heard on these four days of work 
Jackie from HR is soon to give birth so there backed up 
like brick wall or black boys on a curb 
Or at least that's why I heard anyway outside in the 
smokers haunt earlier today 
Until light rain landing right on my b&h the water that 
wetted it made it hard to inhale 
Four minutes more life is what a smoker would say like 
Jackie in admin who drinks 2 litres a day
I know this because a little game I like to play 
I waste time and gaze at the water cooler but today is 
my bestest day of the week so far 
It starts with f and ends with liquor 
For tonight we laugh we joke and play hard 

CHORUS
Every day it is the same show my boss is an a hole but 
I'm on the pay role so I guess I'll just stay

Can I tell time is what he know wants to know
I'm suppose to start at nine but its nine two 0
But it's not my fault it's the fault of Blair cause I 
went to the bus stop and there weren't no bus there 
So I went to the train station and guess what I saw 
People doing kung fu just to get through the doors 
Started fighting cussing and pulling hair and you know 
that I'm farse so I was staying there 
But now he's looking at me like I'm a liar but if he 
calls me that then I will get fired 
Cause even though it's true I won't except that no name 
calling that was in my contract 
But I'm a good worker file all my files on time 
Don't get my files mixed up with files that's not mine 
Printed on both sides are the correct codes 
And if he act like he don't know the I'll make him know 
But today is my bestest day of the week by far 
It starts with an f and ends with liquor for tonight we 
laugh we joke and play hard