Come dock your boat
On our king cake shore
In a chocolate city
The police will beat your ass
With candy cains
In our chocolate city
You can come play some video games
At the casinos
In our chocolate city

The gerls are shking their asses
In our chocolate city
The traffic cones look like candy corn
In our chocolate city
Gods been talking to me
Where the trees have licorice leaves
In our chocolate city
You can swim in our lake of toxic goo and gumbo
In our chocolate city
It's a chocolate city