Yeah, standing by the three kings and I thought I saw a 
star
[mumble]
I could smell the holy spirit, it was coming from the 
bar
[mumble]
CHORUS:
It's magic they said, back from the dead
It's not Christmas yet, God's not coming back
[mumble]
God's not coming back [mumble]
You turn my water into wine, you fix my table, it's 
just fine
Two ton rocks he rolled away, Lepers cured every Sunday
["OK, goodnight, thank you very much,
be back next Sunday, alright?"]
REPEAT CHORUS
SOLO
Hanging with Magdalene
He never dug the little queen
["She's a little stunner, you know what I mean?"]
You look like Ian Gillan but I bet you couldn't scream
Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!!!
REPEAT CHORUS
God's not coming back (x3)
Oh well...