Like it when you say you've got a gun in your back
That's so hot, that's so hot
I like it when you say you're gonna kill JT
Turns me on, turns me on
I like it when you say you're gonna beat kids up
Gets me off, gets me off
I like it when you say you'd go gay for Ben
That's so bomb, that's so bomb

Do you like my ponytail?
(I do, I do! )
My sideways ponytail?
(It's true, it's true! )
Do you like my ponytail?
(I do, I do! )
My sideways ponytail?
(It's true, it's true! )

Do you wanna see Shamu with me?
(Yes, I do. I love Shamu)
Do you wanna go to the Oyster Fest?
(Yes, oh yes! That's the best! )
Do you wanna go on tilt-a-whirl?
(Come on girl, 'till you hurl.)

Do you like my ponytail?
(I do, I do! )
My sideways ponytail?
(It's true, it's true! )
Do you like my ponytail?
(I do, I do! )
My sideways ponytail?
(It's true, it's true! )