Ahhh, such sweet sound
The Fiddler on the Fuckin' Roof
Is that Mr. Bentley Fonzworth?


Indeed it is Sir

Good day, good sir
How do you do? Look fine


Fantastically well 
I am certainly not fine by far
But you could say 
I'm close to spectacular


Close to spectacular? How so?


Open your eyes
Spectacular's right in front of you


Whatever you say... your spectacular


No I'm fantastically well


Come on man make up your mind
A minute ago you said you were fine


No I said I'm close to spectacular
But I'm meeting fine in a minute


Close to spectacular?
You said you were fantastically well


Exaxtly


Exactly?? Which one are you?
Close to spectacular or Fantastically well?


I am certainly and without a doubt
Fantastically well and was close to Spectacular but I must say good sir
You just pissed spectacular off
And don't even mention exactly...
But here comes fine right now


Oh lord, she is fine