I can't stand to beg for favors like a child on his knees
 But I won't go on a minute 'til I get me some peace
 On the road to Armageddon

 I done things I'd be ashamed to see in black and white
 There are times I miss distinctions over wrong and right
 But I'm gonna get an answer when I get there tonight
 On the road to Armageddon

 It's the wrong world
 I must be on the wrong planet
 I been checkin' it out
 And I know what it's all about

 Mr. and Mrs. Universe
 In their cabin in the sky
 She's a little bit of heaven
 He's one hell of a guy
 And like all suburban couples they may have a spat
 But that is that
 It's back to normal
 And it's your night to feed the cat

 Let us raise a glass
 And we'll drink a toast
 And the devil will dance
 With the Holy Ghost
 And the good and the wicked
 The strong and frail
 They will all join hands
 At the end of the world