Ohh, Lord, I wish I had never been stoned
'Cause when I get high, I can't leave the women alone
Omaha Sherriff and his boys gettin' ready for slaughter
Their lookin' for the man that turned on the Mayor's daughter

Omaha honey, had a hold on a hell of a thing
Down in a hollow, bathing, you can hear her sing
She said, I'm funky but showed me the Tulsa Turnaround
Stepped on my toes, turned me on and turned me down
Fit me like a hand in a glove, taught me how to love, y'all

Five miles of road between me and the house
A rosy throat sherriff and his deputy trackin' me down
Well, I wish I was back in Macon, takin' it easy
But if a man's gonna eat fried chicken he's gotta get greasy

Omaha honey, had a hold on a hell of a thing
Down in a hollow, bathing, you can hear her sing
She said, I'm funky but showed me the Tulsa Turnaround
Stepped on my toes, turned me on and turned me down
Fit me like a hand in a glove, taught me how to love, y'all

Omaha honey, had a hold on a hell of a thing
Down in a hollow, bathing, you can hear her sing
She said, I'm funky but showed me the Tulsa Turnaround
Stepped on my toes, turned me on and turned me down
Fit me like a hand in a glove, taught me how to love, y'all