Sewed everything you said
Together in a thread
Repeating in my mind
Each word like a rhyme

Like a penny serenade
Lifting through a song
He said the record's overplayed
But where did I go wrong

You never stayed at first
Could not commit the time
Ignored all the quirks
But he still did the crime

And when he goes away
I know you'll call and cry
And when he calls up to tell
Now I'm gonna try

But I know you're mine
When you're on the line

Is it something that I said
Would you let him walk away?
Got it stuck in my head
Don't you hear a word I say?

Is it something that I said
Every night the same old moan
It's ahh, I'm waiting till my Joe comes home

Every time he asks me how I feel
When I tell him, the phone goes dead

I'm the queen of QVC
You're leaning on my ear
You mean the world to me
Though the connection isn't clear

Like my ink sputs 78's
Convenient when you're low
Feel like an antelope on a nature show
I guess I gotta go

But I know you're mine
When you're on the line

Is it something that I said
Would you let him walk away?
Got it stuck in my head
Don't you hear a word I say?

Is it something that I said
Every time we're on the phone
It's ahh, I'm waiting till my Joe comes home

Cast away romance
What's it gonna take
No knights with shiny armor
Try a different dance
Oh, I'm a real beecharmer

Well, I scold and I scratched to make him stay
But he don't wanna know from me
Why that old alley cat? He runs away
Lock the door and lose the key

Is it something that I said
Would you let him walk away?
I got it stuck in my head
Don't you hear a word I say?

Is it something that I said
Every night the same trombone
It's ahh, I'm waiting till my Joe comes home

Let's forget romance
Let's correct romance
With knights in shiny armor
What's it gonna take
Try a different dance
Oh, I'm a real beecharmer

Oh, I'm a real beecharmer
Oh, I'm a real beecharmer
Oh, I'm a real beecharmer
Oh, I'm a real beecharmer

Oh, I'm a real beecharmer
A real beecharmer
I'm, I'm a real beecharmer