How Many Songs?

How Many Themes?

Let me count them all.



Bearing in Mind

Rodgers and Hammerstein

They wrote songs and used names that were mine

They were all one

Gilbert and Sullivan

They wrote songs that were thought up by me

They're Completely Unoriginal

And I know them all

Completely Unoriginal

Not original at all.

Millions of themes

Long lasting evergreens

They used ill names that were written by me

Millions of books

Just take a second look

They could be pages written by me

They're Completely Unoriginal

And I know them all

Completely Unoriginal

Not original at all.



Well Children

Let me show you an example of what I mean

1940

I'm coming home mother

To our cottage in the glare

Try and rise my mother

You'll never cry again

Agh, not



Bearing in Mind

Rodgers and Hammerstein

They wrote songs and used names that were mine

They were all one

Gilbert and Sullivan

They wrote songs that were thought up by me



'pletely Unoriginal

Completely

Unoriginal

They're completely unoriginal

And I know the all

Completely Unoriginal

Not original at all

Not original at all

Not original at all