Yeah, motherfuckers

that's me

Petri Danger Valkinnen in the year of 99

Yo, crackbitchsucker

I'm damn white nigga

this goes out to all my brothers and sisters:



Chorus:

Müntefering!

This is finnish

but not the end



Chorus:



Helsinki is hell

hell is not Heaven

If you want to survive

do not drink and drive



Feel like a streetshark

Drive like an old fart

open your brain, manlife is no toy boy

Drunken driverseldem survivor

Alarm is ringin'

hear me singin'

You missed the red light

you missed the red light

Stop!

There's a message in a bottle:



Ratiriti ralla

mistä tuli halla

Tuolta pohjan tunturila

Lapin lasten laitumilta

Ratiriti ralla

sieltä tuli halla

this is finish

but not the end



Chorus:

Müntefering!



Chorus:



Eyes like a pink punk

smell like a drunk skunk

Speedy like a batman

suck like a fat man

just say no take it slow

Alarm is ringin'

hear me singin'

you missed the red light

burning a brautkleid

Fire!

There's a message in the bottle:



ratiriti ralla...



Chorus:

Verhaugen!



Chorus:



Hey kids,

listen to this message in the bottle

the only bottle is you

if you wana ride you can drink but light

just take a break

cause death is no fake

too fast

is fast too late



Ratiriti ralla...



Chorus:

Müntefering!



Chorus:



fade out:

...ich bin ein Bitburger...

...das Lied, das ist ein Knaller...