Your date has gone home
Now you`re left on your own sweet own
Your tough-talkin` friend
Split on you in the bitter end
And you look like a fine thing Jerry
Yeh you look like a fine thing Jerry

They say you`re a star
That`s what the boys all say you are
I don`t see much TV
So you don`t mean shit to me
But you look like a fine thing Jerry
Yeh you look like a fine thing Jerry

They got a name for people like you
Yeh they do
And they got a name for people like me too
El Macho, El Macho

Now they want you to sing
Don`t get shy or anything
The boys are all here
Gonna buy you another beer
`Cos you look like a fine thing Jerry
Yeh you look like a fine thing Jerry
El Macho, El Macho