Seems like that man took my heart 
[Feels] 
Laid it neatly out before him on the floor 
Then he put on the biggest 
heaviest winter boots he had 
And stomped on it for three hours, 
Maybe four 
And I hope his Sorrells are ruined forever 
Cause you know he knows how to push my every button 

Get down to my last nerve 

Like the other day he forgot to put his beer can 
In the recycling bin 
And he meant to do it on purpose I`m sure 
So I might just have to tell him 
Why his dog, Ralph, that ran away three years ago 
Won`t be coming home again 
Cause you know he walks around the house 
In his underwear 
Whenever my girlfriends come around 
And perhaps if he were good looking 
I might feel a bit jealous, overzealous 
But all I feel is embarrassed 
Looking at him standing there 
And I hope he never finds his left slipper 
And my psychiatrist says I should tell him how I feel 
He says, "Oh great, I gotta listen to her snivel again" 
So I have these little unfulfilled fantasies 
Of putting arsenic in his teacup 
We`d see who`d be laughing then 
If only he was the type to drink tea 
Now I hear him come up the driveway 
In his El Camino 
With its black with a red-flame firebird on front 
He keeps the keys to himself 
He won`t take me out to the movies 
Cause of football 
So I`ll just hold out on something else 
I`ll never cook him another single Hungry Man TV dinner again 
I say, "Listen man, you better treat me with some 
r-e-s-p-e-c-t 
Cause I gotta a whole lotta what you need 
Then a whole lot besides, and then still a whole lot more" 

He said, "Yeah, if you were talking about your weight 
that might be true - but otherwise all you give me is 
Headache and heartburn" 
So I took his Hungry Man TV dinner and his Sorrels 
So I took his left slipper and his Hungry Man TV dinner 
And I spit on his Sorrels as I walked out the door. 

And I spit on him as I walked out the door 
By the way, your dog Ralph won`t be coming home again