two for the show,
   three to get ready,
   now go kids go

I went to school six years,
but I never graduated,
'cause my parents were poor,
now I'm undereducated
like so many others,
all over the nation,
'cause the government's
saving up all the education

I am thirty, male,
common white trash,
standing in line,
with my pockets full of cash,
it was payday today,
and I'm gonna spend money,
on a bottle of booze,
to bring home for my honey

My future's all set,
I'm a part of the gang,
I make money on the street,
anytime I can,
I sell drugs to the kids,
'cause that's what pays
I make a couple a hundred,
in just one day

You see my 'vet in the drive,
at home I got a ?bitch?,
I like speeding on the highway,
iv'e got a couple of grams
do you need a woman,
a bitch,
with a ?bust? fourty-two,
just that you know,
got one for you