(Duo : Björk/Tony Ferrino / Live BBC's Comic relief)


Tony Ferrino :

It's a short time affair

You're my children's au-pair

But I just couldn't bear


Tony Ferrino & Björk :

To keep my hands off you


Björk : 

I was barely eighteen

What you did was obscene

But to me it felt clean


Tony Ferrino & Björk :

What else was I to do?


Tony Ferrino :

The memory still lingers

You're cooking the kids fish-fingers

And ironing


Björk : 

Each morning you'd come down

In your paisley dressing gown

Then you sing

And the yearning started for a short-time affair


Tony Ferrino :

No intention to stray


Björk : 

I was caught in your snare


Tony Ferrino :

But my wife was awake


Björk : 

It was so debonaire


Tony Ferrino :

So I thought what the heck


Tony Ferrino & Björk :

I knew I couldn't resist


Tony Ferrino :

It was a short time affait


Björk : 

You're the man you're the boss


Tony Ferrino :

When I find you right there


Björk : 

Like the father I lost


Tony Ferrino :

Clean our silver-ware


Björk : 

So to hell with the cost


Tony Ferrino & Björk :

Right then at once we kissed


Björk : 

You took me to the kitchen, you're hands kinda started twitchin', felt so shy


Tony Ferrino :

Nothing could stop what followed, lucky for me you swallowed


Björk : 

I know it's all over now


Tony Ferrino :

Try to be strong somehow


Björk : 

I start a brand new life


Tony Ferrino :

Please, please don't tell my wife


Björk : 

I won't stop loving you


Tony Ferrino :

Please, please don't tell my wife


Björk : 

Au revoir, ciao, auf wiedersehen


Tony Ferrino :

We must never meet again


Björk : 

Short time affair, heeeeeee aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ooooooooooooooo


Tony Ferrino :

Short time affair , eeeeee oooooooooooo