(Parody on "Five Foot Two")

She's a centimetre shorter than a metre and a quarter,

And ev'ry millimetre is in perfect working order,

Has anybody seen my gal?

I know I'm only human but I still have the acumen

To know her eyes are flashing 'bout a half a million lumen,

Has anybody seen my gal?

A pair of gorgeous gams on her fifty kilograms

When she twirls her skirts.

My chest just thumps and my heart rate jumps

About a hundred kilohertz!

But Fahrengrade or Centiheit,

She's gonna light my fire tonight,

Has anybody seen my gal?

original words: Sam Lewis & Joe Young

music:  Ray Henderson

orig. copyright:1925, Leo Feist Inc., New York

orig. source: Readers' Digest Treasury of Best Loved Songs

parody words: Paul Caldwell & Brad Halls

parody source: New Kids on the Block, audio tape by

                   Neighbourhood Records, Coburg. Ont., Canada

words altered: to suit specific child audience by Dilly

transcribed: Dilly