Me and a buddy named Cisco went down to sip some suds

First thing you know me and old Cisco ran through fifty bucks

We got caught in a card game they said they's bring us home

They must've changed their minds I've only got one dime

And one time to use the telephone



And I said hello honey go borrow some money get your sweet man outta the can

Well it's Saturday night they've got me locked up tight way off I can hear a band

Jump up baby put on your clothes

Hope in your studebaker come and tell the jailer you want sweet tater and Cisco

[ guitar ]

Me and Old Cisco went to a go-go a place called the bottom of the pile

Up on stage there was a couple of babes wearin' nothin' but big ole smile

The joint got raided while we was cheerin' them on

They took us and booked us and they only gave us one time to use the telephone



And I said hello honey go borrow some money...



We dropped in on a love-in but that had its problems too

We couldn't tell what we got didn't know what to do to who

We started demonstratin' oh we should've stayed home

Here we're back downtown waitin' in line for our time to use his telephone



And I said hello honey go borrow some money...