(Intro)
People!! It feels so good to be back. Ladies and Gentlemen, introducing the new and improved, you know who 
Verse 1
Never been the type to bend or budge, the wrong button to push, no friend of Bush/I`m the centerpiece, you`re a Maltese. I`m a pitbull off his leash, all this peace talk can cease/All these people I had to leave in limbo, I`m back now, I`ve come to release this info/I`ll be brief and let me just keep shit simple, can-a-bitch don`t want no beef with Slim? Noooo!/Not even on my radar, so won`t you please jump off my dick, lay off and stay off/and follow me as I put these crayons to chaos from séance to séance, aw-a-aw-sh-a-aw 
Chorus X2
C`mon now, let`s all get on down, let`s do-si-do now, we gon` have a good ol` time/Don`t be scared, cus there ain`t nothin` to worry `bout, let your hair down, and square dance with me! 
Verse 2
Let your hair down to the track, yeah kick on back. Boo! The boogie monster of rap, yeah the man`s back/with a plan to ambush this Bush administration, mush the Senate`s face in, push this generation/of kids to stand and fight for the right to say something you might not like, this white hot light/that I`m under, no wonder I look so sunburnt, oh no I won`t leave no stone unturned/Oh no I won`t leave, won`t go nowhere, do-si-do, oh, yo, ho, hello there/oh yeah don`t think I won`t go there, go to Beirut and do a show there/yah you laugh till your muthafuckin` ass gets drafted, while you`re at band camp thinkin` the crap can`t happen/till you fuck around, get an anthrax napkin, inside a package wrapped in saran wrap wrapping/open the plastic and then you stand back gasping, fuckin` assassins hijackin` Amtracks crashin`/all this terror America demands action, next thing you know you`ve got Uncle Sam`s ass askin`/to join the army or what you`ll do for their Navy. You just a baby, gettin` recruited at eighteen/You`re on a plane now, eatin` their food and their baked beans. I`m twenty-eight, they`re gonna take you `fore they take me/Crazy insane or insane crazy? When I say Hussein, you say Shady/My views ain`t changed, still inhumane, wait, arraigned two days late, the date`s today, hang me! 
Chorus X2
Verse 3
Nothin` moves me more than a groove that soothes me, nothin` soothes me more than a groove that boosts me/nothin` boosts me more, or suits me beautifully, there`s nothin` you can do to me, stab me shoot me/psychotic, hypnotic product I got it the antibiotic, ain`t nobody hotter and so on/and yada yada, god I talk a lotta hem de lay la la la, oochie walla um da dah da dah da but you gotta gotta/ keep movin`, there`s more music to make, keep makin` new shit, produce hits to break/the monotony, what`s gotten into me? Drugs, rock, and Hennessey, thug like I`m `Pac on my enemies/on your knees, got you under siege, somebody you would give a lung to be/hun-ga-ry, like a fuckin` younger me, fuck the fee, I can get you jumped for free/yah buddy, laugh it`s funny, I have the money to have you killed by somebody who has nothing/I`m past bluffing, pass the K-Y, let`s get ready for some intense, serious ass fucking! 
Chorus X2
Outro
Dr. Dre, wants to square dance with me / Nasty Nas, wants to square dance with me / X to the Z, wants to square dance with me / Busta Rhymes, wants to square dance with me / Cana-bitch, won`t square dance with me / Fan-a-bitch, won`t square dance with me / Canada-bis, don`t want no parts of me / Dirty Dozen, wants to square dance with you / Yee-Haw!!!