Dumb Kate she's no Indian no Mexican neither

Come up from San Diego long ago

Settled in Nome Alaska, best place that she could be

Half the people there froze right to the bone

Warm'em up Kate



Nobody does business like Kate do

Dumb as she is

She's so dumb she don't know just when to stop

Dumb as she is

Oh oh she don't quit givin' it

No no she don't quit givin' it

If the corn liquor don't get to you

Kate will



She used to serve tables down at the Last Post grill room

Where they chewed on the beef with a lean and a hunted jaw

While waiting for that slow train

Gooing where the sun is glowing

She'll keep your blood just moving right till the thaw