Straight from the shoulder 

I think like a soldier

I know what's right and what's wrong

He knows what's right and what's wrong.



I'm the original discriminating buffalo man

And I'll do what's wrong as long as I can

He'll do what's wrong as long as he can



I live in a labyrinth under the sea

Down in the dark as dark as can be

I like the dark as dark as can be

He likes the dark as dark as can be



I'll even attack you or eat you whole

Down in the dark my bone mills roll

Porridge for my porridge bowl

Porridge for his porridge bowl



I'm strong as the earth from which I'm born

He's strong as the earth from which he's born

I can't dream well because of my horns

He can't dream well because of his horns



Moo



I'm strong as the earth from which I'm born

He's strong as the earth from which he's born

I can't dream well because of my horns

He can't dream well because of his horns



A minotaur gets very sore

His features they are such a bore

His habits are predicta-bull 

Aggressively relia-bull, bull, bull



I'm strong as the earth from which I'm born

He's strong as the earth from which he's born

I can't dream well because of my horns

He can't dream well because of his horns



I'm the original discriminating buffalo man

And I'll do what's wrong as long as I can

He'll do what's wrong as long as he can