By: Jimmy Buffett, Michael Utley, Will Jennings 

1983 

One day you'll be glad I came around 

I may be the best thing you have found 

Ain't much you can count on in this town 

I swear I'm speaking from my heart 

And I want let you down 



Chorus: 

My love is guaranteed 

You're never going to see the end of me 

I've got all you need 

Like a ginsu knife or a bamboo steamer 

Late-night T.V. hawk-eyed screamer 

You'll be the coffee I'll be the creamer 

I'm money back, money back guaranteed 

Money back, money back guaranteed 



I just do my best to stay alive 

Got a junked out car but you should see me drive 

Racing down St. Charles Avenue 

Ain't got much but what I got 

Will sure be good for you 



Chorus: 

My love is guaranteed 

You're never going to see the end of me 

I've got all you need 

Like a ginsu knife or a bamboo steamer 

Late-night T.V. hawk-eyed screamer 

You'll be the coffee I'll be the creamer 

I'm money back, money back guaranteed 

Money back, money back guaranteed 



Flyin' down the highway of my dreams 

You will find my crazy love 

Is always what it seems 



Chorus: 

My love is guaranteed 

You're never going to see the end of me 

I've got all you need 

Like a ginsu knife or a bamboo steamer 

Late-night T.V. hawk-eyed screamer 

You'll be the coffee I'll be the creamer 

I'm money back, money back guaranteed 

Money back, money back guaranteed 



I'm money back, money back guaran... 

Money back, money back guaran... 

Money back, (money back) money back guaranteed 



Money back, money back guaran... 

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I'm money back, money back guaranteed 



Money back, money back guaran... 

Money back, money back guaran... 

Money back, money back guaranteed 



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