He's found another girl
Says she's just about the best thing
In the whole damn world
And he says, can't you see
What the little lady's done for me
Says it like he thinks I'm blind
But the things that you see
Ain't necessarily the things you can find
But those

Chorus:
Happy loving couples make it look so easy
Happy loving couples always talk so kind
Until the time that I can do my dancing with a partner
Those happy couples ain't no friends of mine

People say I'm too damn fussy
When it comes to girls
Happy couples say I must live
In a lonely world
Wanna be, wanna really be
What my friends pretend to be
Be it in my own good time
Being kind to myself
Till I become one of two of a kind

But those...

Chorus

You ain't no friends of mine
You ain't no friends of mine

[You know what I mean, happy loving couples
in matching polo-neck sweaters,
reading ideal house magazine, yeah]

Wanna be, wanna really be
What my friends pretend to be
Be it in my own good time
Being kind to myself
Till I become one of two of a kind

But those ...

Chorus

You ain't no friends of mine
You ain't no friends of mine
You ain't no friends of mine
You ain't no friends of mine
You ain't no friends of mine
You ain't no friends of mine

[Right, that's enough