Director: 

Well hello everybody 

Welcome to MDA, that's Mountain Dew Anonymous 

For those that have abuse problems with Mountain Dew 

We have a new member today, his name's KJ-52 

KJ introduce yourself 

KJ-52: 

My name is KJ-52 and I'm addicted to Mountain Dew 

Director: 

Tell the people a little about what happened 



KJ-52 

What am I gonna do, I'm addicted to Mountain Dew 

When I drink just one or two 

People say "Boy what's wrong with you man" 

Start acting like a fool, from all the caffeine and sugar too 

I'm fiending like I ain't got a clue 

And this is what I'm gonna say to you 



CHORUS: 

Uhh...Gimme that Mountain Dew 

Uhh...Gimme that Mountain Dew 

Uhh...Gimme that Mountain Dew 

I ain't playing with you better gimme that Mountain Dew 



Director: 

Well, KJ I know that must be tough to talk about, 

But part of recovery is talking about it starts 

Explain how this started 



KJ-52: 

I started when i was on tour 

I had to stay awak so I went to the store 

Loaded up and I buth like four, I just kept drinking more and more 

When all of a sudden something happened to me 

Just for some reason I couldn't fall asleep 

mabe it was all the sugar and the caffeine 

Not sure but I started to scream... 



CHORUS 



Director: 

Well, KJ I know that was painful to talk about 

But you CAN overcome it 

You just have to admit that you have a problem. 



KJ-52: 

I got a problem I jsut can't help it 

Somebody help I think I'm addicted 

Cause every day i just got to have it 

I can't help it, it's just a habit 

I got a problem, I get it 

I'm an addict, I'll admit it 

And I promise I'm gonna quit it 

Hey that mountain Dew over there, anybody gonna finish it...? 



Director: 

KJ, you need to put the Mountain Dew down. 

KJ, back away from the Mountain Dew 

KJ-52 BACK AWAY FROM THE MOUNTAIN DEW 

NOW MAN, I AIN'T PLAYING WITH YOU! 



CHORUS 

(Arguing in the background) 



KJ-52: 

Sorry, I don't know what came over me 

Director: 

Sorry 

KJ-52: 

You didn't have to hit me