i'm going to san bernardino 

ring-a-ding-ding

milkshake mixers

that's my thing, now

these guys bought

a heap of my stuff

and i gotta see a good thing

sure enough, now

or my name's not kroc

that's kroc with a ‘k'

like ‘crocodile'

but not spelled that way, yeah

it's dog eat dog

rat eat rat 

kroc-style

boom, like that



the folks line up

all down the street

and i'm seeing this girl

devour her meat, now

and then i get it, wham

as clear as day

my pulse begins to hammer

and i hear a voice say:

these boys have 

got this down

oughtta be a one of these 

in every town

these boys have 

got the touch

it's clean as a whistle

and it don't cost much

wham, bam 

you don't wait long

shake, fries 

patty, you're gone

and how about that 

friendly name?

heck, every little thing

oughtta stay the same

or my name's not kroc

that's kroc with a ‘k'

like ‘crocodile'

but not spelled that way, now

it's dog eat dog

rat eat rat 

kroc-style

boom, like that



you gentlemen 

ought to expand

you're going to need

a helping hand, now

so, gentlemen

well, what about me?

we'll make a little 

business history, now

or my name's not kroc

call me ray

like ‘crocodile'

but not spelled that way, now

it's dog eat dog

rat eat rat 

kroc-style

boom, like that



well we build it up

and i buy ‘em out

but, man they made me 

grind it out, now

they open up a new place 

flipping meat

so i do, too

right across the street

i got the name 

i need the town

they sell up in the end

and it all shuts down

sometimes you gotta 

be an s.o.b.

you wanna make a dream 

reality

competition? 

send ‘em south

if they're gonna drown

put a hose in their mouth

do not pass ‘go' 

go straight to hell

i smell that 

meat hook smell

or my name's not kroc

that's kroc with a ‘k'

like ‘crocodile'

but not spelled that way, now

it's dog eat dog

rat eat rat 

kroc-style

boom, like that