Mr. Telephone man

There's something wrong with my line,

When I dial my baby's number

I get a click everytime

Mr. Telephone Man

There's something wrong with my line

When I dial my baby's number

I get a click every time



When I dial 611 to be at service

She said "Hello may I help you 

please?"

I told her something must be wrong

With my phone

Cause my baby wouldn't hang up 

on me



Mr. Telephone Man

There something wrong with my line

When I dial my baby's number I get a 

Click every time



Mr. Telephone Man

There something wrong with my line

When I dial my baby's number I get a 

Click every time



She let the phone ring 20 times

Before she answered

Let me tell you what happened then (ah)

A minute later I got the operator

Saying please hang up and place 

Your call again



Mr. Telephone Man

There's something wrong with

My line

When I dial my baby's number

I get a click everytime

Mr. Telephone Man,

Something's wrong with my line

I try to dial her number

I get a click everytime



Some strange man is on the 

telephone (the telephone)

He keeps telling me my baby

Aint home (that she's not home)

She ain't got no party line (Oo Oo)

This situation's blowing my mind (Oo Oo)

Oh, I just can't take it anymore



Please operator

See what you can do,

I dialed the right number

But I still couldn't get through

Could you just check the line 

Just one more time if you can

I'm pretty sure her phone 

Wouldn't be answered by no man



Mr. Telephone Man

There's something wrong with

My line

When I dial my baby's number

I get a click everytime

Mr. Telephone Man,

Something's wrong with my line

I try to dial her number

I get a click everytime



Must be a bad connection

I give her my love and affection

I just can't take this no more

This situation's blowing my mind

blowing my mind

Can't get my baby on the line



I tried dialing information (Mr. Telephone Man)

I can't get no cooperation (Mr. Telephone Man)

Cause he's still on the phone telling me my baby

Aint at home

Come on baby I just can't take it any more



Help me out 

please Mr. Telephone Man

Help me out 

please Mr. Telephone Man