Stephen Lynch

Stephen Lynch - D&;D (2005 Bonus Version) lyrics

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[00:04]Harmonica. 

[00:10]More harmonica.



[00:16]I got my twelve sided die and I'm ready to roll with a wizard and my goblin crew. 

[00:22]My friends are coming over to my mom's basement bringing Funyuns and the Mountain Dew. 

[00:27]I got a big broad sword made outta cardboard and that stereos a pumpin zeppelin. (dazed and confused)

[00:33]It's that time of the night, we turn on the black light, let the dungeons and the dragons begin!



[00:38]It's D and D!! 

[00:42]Fighting with the legends of yore. 

[00:44]It's D and D!! 

[00:48]Never kissed a lady before. Nope, I said it, WOOO! 

[00:51]C'mon you gonna bring the thunder? I'll bring the fuckin thunder, c'mon bring the thunder, c'mon lets go! Aww that's nice. 

[00:57]Why don't you bring some thunder mother fucker. Bring some thunder, alright!



[01:02]Now the lord of the rings the dark crystal and things, we use these as a reference tool. 

[01:08]And when we put on our cloaks and tell warlock jokes, we're the coolest kids in the school! 

[01:15]No we're not. I know.



[01:17]Now Teich's a real bastard, but a fair dungeon master, he's got hitpoints and charisma to lend. 

[01:22]And I rehearse in my room or what I call the dragon's tomb when I'm not out with my girlfriend! 

[01:27]It's D and D!

[01:29]Wait wait wait, Teich, c'mon. I'm sorry. Woah hey wait, I'm sorry. Hold on gimme one second. What? 

[01:34]Dude come on, seriously. What?! 

[01:42]You've got a fuckin...girlfriend? Dungeon master! 

[01:49]That's kind of a dick thing to say.



[01:52]It's D and D!!

[01:55]Summoning the demons of hell. 

[01:57]It's D and D!!  

[02:00]When our shift ends at the taco bell. Gordita! Chalupa!



[02:20]Well my medieval brother, there's room here for another, would you care to take a roll of the die? 

[02:25]You guys make me weep, you think that you can keep up with a warrior as mighty as I? 

[02:31]See you're in mortal danger, I'm a first class ranger who's half gargoyle and half elf. 

[02:37]And if that doesn't scare ya maybe I should beware ya what lurks within my gaming shelf. 

[02:43]Next to my junior high annual lies my monster manual, and my customized dungeon master screen. 

[02:49]I've got treasures and traps on my graph paper maps, next to my three inch solid pewter figurines. 

[02:55]So if you think you got the balls, bring on your dungeon master calls, I'll be protected by my robe of destruction. 

[03:01]And I will leave you both in tears cause I'm the dungeon master here and you two are in need of some instruction.



[03:06]It's D and D!!

[03:10]Warriors who terrify. 

[03:12]It's D and D!!!!!!!

[03:23]Virgins, 'til the day..... 

[03:30]We..................................

[03:41]o oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh ohh oh

[03:47]Do it, oh oh ohh oh {note:oh's from New Kids on the Block song}



[03:50]NO, NO, NO, NO! NO!



[03:56]One,Two fuck you 

[03:57]DIE!!!!!

[4:04]Thank you everybody!
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