Don't call me up when you're alone
 Don't call me up - Don't call me up
 Don't call me on the telephone

 I am the Captain,
 But you just don't give a damn about my fantasy
 You dial my number,
 When I'm dreaming' of the places that I like to be
 I have been all over in the world
 From east to west - I've seen those smiling' Geisha girls
 A place beyond the boundaries of Hell -
 Mansions you've never seen or smelled

 Don't call me up...
 Don't call me up - Don't call me up
 Don't call me up when you're alone
 Don't call me up...
 Don't call me up - Don't call me up
 Don't call me up...
 Don't call me on the telephone

 I am the Captain,
 I'll remind you of the fact I don't need no company
 I don't want to buy ya
 To release me from my daydream, and this fantasy
 I have been upon the 7 seas
 I've seen the world and all its treasuries
 Let me introduce you to the members of the band...
 Oh, I forgot...they're sitting dry - on land.

 Don't call me up...
 Don't call me up - Don't call me up
 (Yeah...yeah)
 Don't you call me up
 Don't call me up when you're alone
 I don't want you to call me up...
 (Yeah...yeah)
 Don't you call me up
 Don't call me up - Don't call me up
 Hey...
 Don't call me on the telephone

 I have been all over in the world
 From east to west - I've seen, I've seen those smiling' Geisha girls
 A place beyond the boundaries of Hell -
 Mansions you've never seen or smelled
 So don't call me up

 Don't call me up - Don't call me up
 NO! He's...I'm...no I'm not home...
 Just leave me alone...
 Don't call me up when you're alone
 Please, don't call here again...
 Don't call me up - Don't call me up
 No, no, I'm not the father of your baby...no.
 Don't call me on the telephone
 OH! Don't call me up.
 Don't call me up - Don't call me up
 Yeah, yeah
 Don't you call me up
 Don't call me up when you're alone
 Baby, hey baby, hey baby - don't call
 Don't call me up - Don't call me up
 Yeah, yeah - don't you call me up...
 Don't call me on the telephone
 Don't call me up - Don't call me up
 Don't call me up when you're alone
 Don't call me up - Don't call me up
 Don't call me on the telephone...
 Don't call me up