Somebody's been

Brainwashin' our fighting boys

Somebody's been

Deprogramming them so they won't fight anymore



They're searching for the missing chimp

But they won't find him

The missing chimp is sewing gimp with me

He won't fight because



Somebody's been

Brainwashin' our fighting boys

Somebody's been

Deprogramming them so they won't fight anymore



They're safe and sound

With its arms akimbo

Little legs are danglin'

In the pond, its big toe



Brainwashin' our fighting boys

Somebody's been

Deprogramming them so they won't fight anymore



They've been forced to live

In a land of love

Forced to live

In a land of love