Keith works every night & day

honesty's his goal

but Keith's a thief coz he's

still claiming dole

what a fiddler Keith is

he thinks he won't be caught

but Keith is gonna end up in court

the SS men will knock on the door

and Keith won't be working no more



Keith Keith Keith's a thief...



he's making money on the sly

which he does not declare

no invoices or reciepts anywhere

locked in the room with the C.I.D.

rather you Keith than me...



Keith Keith Keith's a thief...



Keith is Keith is Keith's a thief

a rip off and a con

Keith is Keith is Keith's a thief

and he's still signing on

Keith is Keith is Keith's still signing on



I'm not decietful he does say

I tell them all the facts

but Keith's a thief

coz he dodges the tax

The PH team will get Keith

coz will all know that Keith's a thief