Biggest & The Best



Nobody Is Perfect But I'M Pretty Fucking Close

And I'M Here To Give You All A Heavy Heavenly Dose

I Think You'D Better Listen 'Cos I Know Who You Are

And I Think That You Should Treat Me Like A Superstar

Because I'M More Than Just A Human I'M A Gift To All Of You

And I'M Here To Make Sure That My Message Gets Through

I Wonder If You'Re Really All As Dumb As You Look

Or Are You Smart Enough To Learn The Rules In My Book

I Hope You Understand That The Knowledge I Bring

Puts Me In The Position Of A God Or A King

'Cos I'M Blessed With The Gift Of The Magic Touch

And I Wouldn'T Say That I'M Asking For To Much

All You Have To Do Is Get Down On Your Knees And Pray

And I Promise You The Remedy Is On Its Way

But You Can Never Be Like Me So Don'T Waste Your Time

Because I Reign Supreme And My Position Is Divine



What'S Wrong With Being Self Possessed?

Nobody'S Satisfied With Being Second Best

I'Ve Got The Gift And I Know That I'M Blessed

And I'Ve Got To Get It Off My Chest



I'M The Biggest The Best Better Than The Rest, Better Than The Rest X 4

I'M Not Afraid Of Competition 'Cos I Know That I'M The Best

And You Haven'T Got A Chance To Even Pass My Little Test

Even If You Wanted To You Couldn'T Pay The Price

There Ain'T No Room For Losers In My Perfect Paradise

'Cos Life Is Always Based Upon The Weight Of Your Success

So I'Ll Make Sure That I Get The Most And Nothing Less

If I Love Myself Then Everyone Will Love Me To

And There'S Nothing You Can Do For Me That I Can'T Do



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So Welcome To My Kingdom And Enjoy Your Little Stay

Even If You Can'T Afford It I'Ll Still Make You Pay

So You'D Better Come And Get It And Enjoy It While You Can

Don'T Tell Me That You'Re Dumb Enough To Think I Give A Damn

I Couldn'T Care Less About What You Achieve

And There'S Only One Thing That You Have To Believe

The Only Thing Important That You Have To Understand

Is That No Matter What You Say It'S Still A God I Really Am



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