I'd be a yellow feathered loon for you baby

Be a German shepherd on the moon for you baby

Be a granulated spoon

for you baby

I'd be a camper in a photograph for you



Then when the sun has set

romantic times have passed

And our conversations are a bore

I'll become a different man

So you can get to know me again



I'd be a rubberbanded flute for you baby

Be an union parachute for you baby

Be a baby that's a mute for you baby

I'd be an insecurity in a Tibetan's head for you



Then when the sun has set

romantic times have passed

And our conversations are a chore

I'll become a different man

So you can get to know me again



I'd be a uniform on an imbecile for you



If you want me to die trying I will die to please you



I'd be a pepperminted rook for you baby

Be an unhappy organ donor's book for you baby

Be a straw covered in scum and gook for you baby

I'd be a wrestler in a tuxedo shirt for you

I'd be an antacid with a brown wig on for you