(chip davisbill fries)



Now how many peppers did peter piper pick ta get himself a peck a' pickled peppers? but more importantlyhow many pickles do you get in a peckwhen you can't find no peppers ta pick? and furth

Ewho wants a pickle that's made from a pepper by a guy named peter piper? and in conclusionhow many pipers do you know that pick pickles? and how many peters are pickled? 



[the chorusand how to sing it. pay attention'cause there might be a quiz. c.w. and the backup singers sing line 1then c.w. alone sings lines 2 and 3then the backup singers alone sing lin

And 5.]

WellI don't knowand I don't care

Go away an' leave me alone

I don't knowand I don't care

He don't knowand he don't care

About nothin'



Now how many ducks could a duck plucker pluckif'n the duck plucker plucked until dark? and more importantlyhow many plucks would it take on a duck'til the plucker got duck plucker's arm? a

Rthermoreif the duck plucker died whilst pluckin' the duckwould you call it the fault of the duck? or think nowwould you say that the plucker had run out of ducks? and they called it &quot

Plucker's luck"? 



[chorus. see the instructionsabove.]

WellI don't knowand I don't care

Go away an' leave me alone

I don't knowand I don't care

He don't knowand he don't care

About nothin'



Now how much wood could a woodpecker peckwhilst peter was a-pickin' them peppers? and what if the pluckor became the pluckeeand the woodpecker's name was chuck? 



[chorus. yeahone more time.]

WellI don't knowand I don't care

Go away an' leave me alone

I don't knowand I just don't care

He don't knowand he don't care

About nothin'



[c.w.] boys got any idea how we gonna get outta this? 



[backup singers] we don't know.



[c.w.] don't knowhuh? 



[backup singers] we don't care.



[c.w.] yeahI know you don't careneither.



[the music just sorta peters out.]



[c.w.] that's good.