I'm superior, you're inferior

I'm the big attraction you're the small

I'm the major one you're the minor one

I can beat you singing that's not all



Anything you can do I can do better

I can do anything better than you

No you can't yes I can

No you can't yes I can

No you can't yes I can yes I can

(Are we running over) (You're cheating)



Well anything you can be I can be greater (I don't think so)

Sooner or later I'm greater than you

(No you're not) Yes I am

(Nah, you're not) (Yes I am yes I am)



I can shoot a partridge with a single cartridge

I can get a sparrow with a bow and arrow

I can live on bread and cheese (and only that)

Yes (So can a rat)



Anything you can sing I can sing louder

I can sing anything louder than you

(No you can't) Yes I can

(No you can't) Yes I can

(No you can't) Yes I can yes I can, Enzio